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Universal Truths I Have Learned in Nursing

Thisis the face we make at you when you say something stupid. "You cannot be serious."

Nobody wants to drink water. Except patients on fluid restrictions. Those are the thirstiest people on earth.

Everybody loves pudding.

Wash your hands.

Being on a clear liquid diet will make you hate jell-o forever.

If pee is the worst body fluid you got on yourself today, you had a good day.

I fully apologize for complaining about school cafeteria food for all those years. I have now had hospital cafeteria food.

Nursing Students are easy to spot on Campus. They are usually dressed in either their uniform, or they are wearing sweat pants and an exhausted look.

The “lethal” level of caffeine is just a helpful guideline.

Wash your hands.

First graders are right, poop is funny.

If it's wet, and it's not yours, don't touch it!

A call light is NOT a toy.

All bleeding stops. Eventually.

To be right is only half the battle, to convince the patient is the harder part.

Wash your hands!


When you're sick, take heart. Nurses are there because we truly care about people. And yes, we ARE laughing at you.