8 Reasons Not to invite a Zombie to Your Dinner Party

I was in a meeting at work recently and since we were all from different departments around the hospital, they guy running the meeting decided that we needed to break the ice. To do this, we started it by him asking us one of those bullshit get-to know-you questions. You know the kind that are mildly interesting at best and have no possible application to real life? It was one of those. This time, the question was "If you could have lunch with anyone living or dead, who would it be and why?". This got me thinking. Why would anyone want to have dinner with a dead person? It made me think of this:
8 Reasons Never to Invite a Zombie to Your Dinner Party


1. They're always late.

Zombies are slow. They walk everywhere, which takes forever. Therefore, they show up late and ring the bell when you have already begun to serve appetizers.

2. They are picky eaters

The always want the same thing for dinner.

3. They have notoriously poor table manners.

Drooling blood is just poor ettiquite

4.They ask your other guests inappropriate questions



5. They make inappropriate advances on your other guests


6. They never help with the dishes.


7. They leave a mess wherever they go.

dripping blood and guts all over your carpet is so rude.

8. They never know when to leave.

Go home already.