Dumb Criminal of the Week!
As a general rule, no one is happy to receive a parking ticket.
But Alexander J. Bailey, of Medinah, IL, allegedly took that dissatisfaction to a whole poo new level.
According to the village employee who processes citations, Bailey, 22, returned his parking summons"smeared with feces," according to a village employee. Police charged Bailey with disorderly conduct. According to an article in the Daily Herald, it was unclear if Bailey had enclosed payment, possibly because he had definitely enclosed excrement.
Bailey was released after paying a $5,000 bond, which, for his sake, I hope he sent in via PayPal.
You can't say he didn't give a crap.
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