Dumb Criminal of the Week

Suspicious activity happens at Waffle Houses all across the country, especially, it seems, around 3 AM. Even celebs like Kid Rock can’t seem to behave themselves there. And Monday morning in Kingsport, TN was no different.

That’s when police were tipped off to some suspicious activity, and pulled over a car with Haile O. Dujon, pictured, sitting in the backseat. Problem #1 for Haile, according to cops: he reeked of booze and pot, Problem #2: he was allegedly carrying around nearly $3,500 worth of cash, and Problem #3: he couldn’t keep his balance when asked to get out of the car, police say.

Dujon denied he had smoked pot or had any weed in his possession. But when cops took him in for a strip search, they say they found a bag of pot and two bags of pills hidden in his dreadlocks.

So now Dujon, 29, isn’t only charged with possession of drugs and possession of drugs for resale. He’s also charged with introducing narcotics into a penal facility.