How was your Valentine's Day? Did you get drunk and drive to a jail to request a conjugal visit with an inmate? No? Good. Because that would be stupid. Read on:
Denise Rutledge, pictured, was highly intoxicated when she drove to a jail on Sunday to request a conjugal visit with an inmate, according to police in Flagler County, FL.
First of all, the jail doesn’t allow conjugal visits, and secondly, deputies say Rutledge was acting oddly enough to merit following her to the parking lot.
She reportedly failed a field sobriety test and her blood-alcohol content was a .256, which is more than three times Florida’s legal limit.
Rutledge, 45, was charged with DUI and later released on $500 bond.
The good news?: I totally think I found Denise a love match. She should definitely hook up with the guy from Iowa who allegedly sauntered into a police station reeking of booze just to pick up some forms.
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